With my final post in the bag, I am going to bid this blog adieu — at least for right now. It’s been a lot of fun posting about complete garbage week in and week out, and I’ve spent a lot of this semester thinking about things I never would have otherwise, like red hamburgers and Hulk Hogan’s sextape. There have been some ups — I had fun, I was read by 25 different countries (special shoutout to Brazil!) and I almost got to 300 views. And there have been some downs — I had to eat gross stuff and my most popular post wasn’t even written by me. But every step along the way, it has been a treat. This is not a goodbye, because there’s always going to be bad stuff out there in the world. This is just saying, Seacrest out for now.