In Memoriam: Ted Cruz

It’s hard to stay away from politics during an election year, so I’d like to take a moment to recognize those we’ve lost as the 2016 election makes everybody feel dirty on the inside. Just last night, Canada’s very own Ted Cruz announced he was dropping out of the race for the Republican nomination. Beaten-to-death jokes about the Zodiac Killer aside, Cruz was responsible for many of the race’s most horrifying moments, and I don’t just mean his policies.

This video made the rounds as soon as it happened last November, but let’s take a second to remember just how awful this whole thing is, and how much you hate Cruz for ruiningĀ The Princess Bride for you. He really was one of the WOAT, and will not be missed.